Friday, June 11, 2010
Big Baby and N8ball
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You are clearly a beast Big Baby. And we thank you sir.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Picard is drunk,hilarious. Fat guy is defensive,fat.
I dont care how drunk and stupid Patrick Stewart is acting. Hes fucking captain Picard and he is a knight. I bet fatty hasnt even got his MBE. While he was in diapers Patrick Stewart was playing Hamlet in London and killing the Borg in sector 001. Let us all have repect for our drunken elders
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Blade Master demonstration
So, this guy is pretty much me circa 1988. That was me in my backyard murdering unsuspecting cardboard boxes with a sword. "Just hanging out....."
Monday, May 24, 2010
Big Baby surprises even me
Nate and Scalabrine loved it too.
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big baby,
brian scalabrine,
nate washington,
NBA
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Guy crushes cans while wearing WWF championship belt
So without the belt, this video isnt even funny. Got this from a buddy, and thats his basement. So I must have missed this incredible feat. Damn........
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Big Baby fucked up. Okay?
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Forget My Little Pony
So this is just like the mini-pony. There is one amazing difference that makes the baby reindeer superior by far. Reindeer can fly. Just try to get your head around that.
I always thought there was one fatal flaw in the whole flying reindeer/Pegasus mythos..........
Shit.
Have you ever been around horses? They shit constantly. So if you had all these flying animals, we'd all be getting crushed and maimed by falling turds. If a Pegasus was high enough, that turd could kill.
In reality this is what a flying horse looks like.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Scalabrine left hanging
Dude is pretty much worthless.Even on the bench in street clothes. Id still love to be the only white dude on an NBA team. You just have to get used to things like getting left hanging.
I love that I somehow got Big Baby and Scal in the same amusing video. Ive been working hard, staying dilligent, and it finally paid off.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
More proof that cats aren't to be trusted
Im telling you. Cats are all up to something, and that something is pure evil. Lets join together in an effort to destroy this pestilance upon the earth. Buy a cat-killing pony today!
Thursday, April 29, 2010
My little pony
I want that thing bad. I have been thinking about getting a pet. Id make a little saddle for him and let stuffed animals ride around on him.
Also, I have a few questions.
Is my fascination with this due to repressed memories of playing with my sisters my little pony dolls when I was a kid?

Do you have to buy him little tiny horseshoes or can you just blast a few staples into its hooves?
Can I train it to fight cats?
How many cats could it kick in the dick at once?
I hate cats............
You wont catch my little pony pulling this shit.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Star Trek: the next generation
A movie about Gene Rodenberry's son? Im fucking in. Live long and prosper bitches!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Fear the Deer
First of thats the shit. If I was running that team, Bango the Deer would be my 6th man. Just imagine the crowd reacting to him coming off the bench.
"Now in for the Bucks....BANGOOOOOOOOO!"
BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Whoopty-goddamn-de-doo
I watched this movie countless time as a teenager. To this day I cant think of a funnier line in a movie than "whoopty-god-damnedy-doo".
New trend or utter thievery?

> From: ************@gmail.com
> To: **************@hotmail.com
> Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:06:29 -0400
>
> Hot dog? Pepperoni stick? Or something really cool we don't even know
> about?
>
Looks like hotdog to me. My question to everyone is, why havent we all been rolling around with hotdogs in our pockets? Im going to by some kosher beef franks right now. Just call me frankfurter from now on, because I will always have a dog in my drawers.
My alternate theory is he is stealing dogs from speedway. Thats pretty low. They are like 2 for a buck with unlimited relish and shit.
So I guess hes either the coolest innovater in portable meat, or a scumbag that rips dogs off the spinning grill at the gas station.
Feel free to send more of these kinds of things. They really get my wheels spinning obviously.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Ball dont lie!
Like you say Rasheed, "ball dont lie!". Especially when the ball is cored on yourself. Doh! Its been a bad year for celtics brain farts I got to say. On the other hand,its been a great year for youtube.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Best school play ever
The best part of this is the end. The parents clapped! Thank god for parents that dont have a stick up their ass. Congrats you cock-a-roaches.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
I wish this was real
Man I wish this was a real movie. It would be tremendous. I had all of the Weird Al tapes. Ive never had a Weird Al cd. Do they even make those?
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
My labor bears fruit
Here are two song from the band Canned Under Authority at Northside Tavern. Its from last fridays concert. My student Randy plays, sings in, and kind of leads them. Im so proud....... Hes the one in the middle.
White Rabbit........nailed it!
The Weight........didnt know Randy could sing like that.
White Rabbit........nailed it!
The Weight........didnt know Randy could sing like that.
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Sunday, March 21, 2010
Im Black Ya'll (Not Really)
Got this from a buddy

Here are his comments
"Really. How can they make an all black football game. Really are you
that mad there maybe one or two white guys on the field. Do you need
100% blacks. Shouldn't it be the African American college football
experince? ACFE. oh wait it's spelled xperience right. ACFX. I never
did like the madden games or NCAA football. I'm glad they finally made
a game that speaks to me. I'd like to see a black NBA game come out.
Ground breaking stuff this video game maker is on."
Here is a discription of the game
Description
The Doug Williams Edition is a first-of-its-kind game that immerses players in the rich culture, history and pageantry of football game day on Historically Black College and University (HBCU) campuses. The game fuses realistic, bone-jarring football action created using the Unreal 3.0 engine with two unique new rhythm games – the interactive Halftime Show and Drum Line Challenge. In addition, a wealth of historical data has been integrated in the Legacy Museum and dozens of licensed tracks performed by college football's most entertaining marching bands are included in the game's Jukebox.
Check it out.
So basically its like madden/guitar hero. Sounds great to me. Unfortunately this game costs 50 bones. Not worth it just to satisfy a curiousity. But it would be funny if they made an all white sports game. Oh wait,NHL games got that covered. Nascar too.
Then there is this.

Here are his comments
"Really. How can they make an all black football game. Really are you
that mad there maybe one or two white guys on the field. Do you need
100% blacks. Shouldn't it be the African American college football
experince? ACFE. oh wait it's spelled xperience right. ACFX. I never
did like the madden games or NCAA football. I'm glad they finally made
a game that speaks to me. I'd like to see a black NBA game come out.
Ground breaking stuff this video game maker is on."
Here is a discription of the game
Description
The Doug Williams Edition is a first-of-its-kind game that immerses players in the rich culture, history and pageantry of football game day on Historically Black College and University (HBCU) campuses. The game fuses realistic, bone-jarring football action created using the Unreal 3.0 engine with two unique new rhythm games – the interactive Halftime Show and Drum Line Challenge. In addition, a wealth of historical data has been integrated in the Legacy Museum and dozens of licensed tracks performed by college football's most entertaining marching bands are included in the game's Jukebox.
Check it out.
So basically its like madden/guitar hero. Sounds great to me. Unfortunately this game costs 50 bones. Not worth it just to satisfy a curiousity. But it would be funny if they made an all white sports game. Oh wait,NHL games got that covered. Nascar too.
Then there is this.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Doh!
Im a little late on this one. Guess what Grizzlies fan? You win a busted grill and a shitty team. Congratulations!
Thursday, March 11, 2010
NBA player retrospective: Ron Artest
There are plenty of maniacs in the NBA. Its time to take a look back at one who has been maybe the most entertaining. If nothing else, he is the most violent. So enjoy some old videos of Ron-Ron doing his thing.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Its frakking sabatoge!
The interenet is a strange and sometimes wonderful place. Whats next? So whatcha want?
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Big Baby is slick
Cavs fans are all pissed off saying that Glen Davis was going after Shaq-fu's thumb. Im wondering why its a surprise. This is the guy that broke his hand on his best friends face. Im pretty sure he would go after Shaq-fu. Im glad. At least hes hitting them where it hurts.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
Richardson vs Scalabrine
Which is more embarrassing? Jason Richardson's sweet dunk.
Or Scalabrine's sweet inbound pass.
Maybe Stoudemire needs to give Richardson some lessons in how to dunk.
Or Scalabrine's sweet inbound pass.
Maybe Stoudemire needs to give Richardson some lessons in how to dunk.
Labels:
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celtics,
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Sunday, February 28, 2010
What the hell was that?
Come on man. No wonder you guys are getting beat by the Nets and shit.
Just embarassing.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Guy is terrible sideline reporter.
Ok first watch for the monster cheerleader that runs by in the beginning. Second enjoy this dude who will probably be on ESPN next year. These guys thrive on being awful so he has a leg up on everyone.
I cant wait to see how he handles this situation: "Thanks Joe..."
Monday, February 22, 2010
The golf channel has crying idiot break down Tiger Woods apology
Well this guy is obviously going through something in his personal life. It was like he was admitting to cheating on his wife, and his mother was sitting there. I wonder if one of the other reporters slapped him after the cameras were off.
Friday, February 19, 2010
I am a motherfucker, the interview.
This is good for the first couple minutes, but takes a bizarre turn around the 3 minute mark. You have to watch this whole video to really appreciate it. Jorts make a cameo.
Internet sensation: I am a motherfucker
I swear this is the biggest thing since pants on the ground. Check out this Mortal Kombat video of I am a motherfucker's epic victory.
Next I have an interview with I am a motherfucker himself.
Next I have an interview with I am a motherfucker himself.
Old white guy with strange beard dominates mouthy black youth
I am not usually a guy who sits around watching fights on the internet. This was just too awesome not to share. A few things:
1. What is up with that guys beard? Its the most fake looking real beard ever.
2. Check out his shirt. Its reads, I AM a motherfucker. Thats warning sign number one.
3. He is clearly some crazed war veteran who has killed fitty men. You know, those guys always look like a really healthy 60 but are really 95 and can kick your ass without a second thought.
4. He warned him verbally not "to fuck with him". How dumb are you, random black dude? He has beard power, old man strength, and a t-shirt letting you know just in case you didnt get the warning signs. Then he actually warns you.
1. What is up with that guys beard? Its the most fake looking real beard ever.
2. Check out his shirt. Its reads, I AM a motherfucker. Thats warning sign number one.
3. He is clearly some crazed war veteran who has killed fitty men. You know, those guys always look like a really healthy 60 but are really 95 and can kick your ass without a second thought.
4. He warned him verbally not "to fuck with him". How dumb are you, random black dude? He has beard power, old man strength, and a t-shirt letting you know just in case you didnt get the warning signs. Then he actually warns you.
The Ricky Gervais Show
HBO has started a new animated show staring Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and some dude with a round head. Its pretty funny. Not as funny as the office though......
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Thats what she said
Ever wondered the origins of the "thats what she said" joke? Well that guy from Reno 911 found out and it turned out to be hilarious.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Why are sellers on Amazon/Ebay such fucking liars?
I ordered a book from Amazon and it never arrived. Here is my correspondence with seller. I love how there is always some ridiculous excuse. But why even send this to me?
Sent 2-10
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Hello. Thanks for the deal on a book I didnt even know about til I saw it here. I have however not recieved the book. I was wondering if you could let mw know when it was shipped and from where.
Thanks again.
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Sent 2-11
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Ive attempted to contact you about my book. It has still not arrived. If I do not hear from you today, Ill be filling a claim against you.
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On 2-12 I recieved a refund from Amazon. Not the seller.
Then today I got this.
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Hello, justed wanted to let you know that I have issued you a full refund on your order. I apologize for any inconvenience and stress this has caused. The reason for the delay in getting back with you is that I am fighting breast cancer (since end of Sept). I am right at the end of my chemo treatments and when I receive one it takes me down for approx. 10 days. I am running a little behind in my customer emails. I have awesome people that can and do run every aspect of my business superbly. . . . . .except for answering the customer emails. I'm the only one that has done that for the past 8 years. Again, I apologize for the delay. I hate to sound like I'm trying to make excuses but it is what it is. thank you for your business - it is greatly appreciated as is your patience and understanding. Hope you're having a god day!
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Oh my bad. Didnt know you have fucking breast cancer. What a liar. If I had breast cancer I would be furious, but I dont so Im just confused.
Sent 2-10
-------------- Begin message ---------------------
Hello. Thanks for the deal on a book I didnt even know about til I saw it here. I have however not recieved the book. I was wondering if you could let mw know when it was shipped and from where.
Thanks again.
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Sent 2-11
-------------- Begin message ---------------------
Ive attempted to contact you about my book. It has still not arrived. If I do not hear from you today, Ill be filling a claim against you.
-------------- End message ------------------------
On 2-12 I recieved a refund from Amazon. Not the seller.
Then today I got this.
-------------- Begin seller message ---------------------
Hello, justed wanted to let you know that I have issued you a full refund on your order. I apologize for any inconvenience and stress this has caused. The reason for the delay in getting back with you is that I am fighting breast cancer (since end of Sept). I am right at the end of my chemo treatments and when I receive one it takes me down for approx. 10 days. I am running a little behind in my customer emails. I have awesome people that can and do run every aspect of my business superbly. . . . . .except for answering the customer emails. I'm the only one that has done that for the past 8 years. Again, I apologize for the delay. I hate to sound like I'm trying to make excuses but it is what it is. thank you for your business - it is greatly appreciated as is your patience and understanding. Hope you're having a god day!
-------------- End seller message ------------------------
Oh my bad. Didnt know you have fucking breast cancer. What a liar. If I had breast cancer I would be furious, but I dont so Im just confused.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Dog has mixed feelings about vacuum
I dont usually go for the silly pet humor, but this one got me laughing. I love the nutty Bob Saget style voice over. The fact that its in a foreign language just enhances its craziness. But most of all, this dog is crazy right?
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
19 year old hippy kid dominates Price is Right on his birthday
I dont remember what I did on my 19th birthday, but I know I didnt win any cars. My favorite part is when he wins the first car. Drew loses it celebrating. Looks like he is rooting the Browns on in his living room. That is something youd never see Bob Barker doing.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Is this the best song ever?
If you want to have the best day youve ever had follow these simple steps:
Step 1: Wake up.
Step 2: Listen to this song.
Step 3: Watch your cares drift away.......
Step 1: Wake up.
Step 2: Listen to this song.
Step 3: Watch your cares drift away.......
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Rex Ryan is funny

I hate the Jets for beating my hometown Bengals twice to knock them out of the playoffs, but you got love their coach Rex Ryan. He is a total media whore and sometimes there are wonderful results.
Here he is at the Strikeforce event in miami from over the weekend.
Can you imagine Marvin Lewis drunk at a Cleveland arena telling the crowd that his Bengals were going to beat the Browns twice?

We can only wonder what that would be like here.
Pee-Wee gets an IPad
Maybe you didnt know, but Pee-Wee is back! He has a stage show in LA and now that Ive gotten a look at the stage, I want to go. It looks just like I remember. Of course, I loved his show. But the first movie was the ultimate.
Here is another blast from the 80's. Pee-Wee's crack PSA. Hilarious.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
No more Big Baby?
Glen 'Big Baby' Davis wants to drop nickname

BOSTON (AP) - -- Boston Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis is looking to change his image. Step One: Drop the nickname.
Davis, who missed the start of the season following surgery for a broken thumb he sustained in a fight with a childhood friend, was recently fined $25,000 for directing inappropriate language at a fan during a game against Detroit last Wednesday.
"I'm in the public eye. Kids look up to me. You just can't make those kind of statements," he said before Monday's game against the Los Angeles Clippers. "It (stinks) that you have to learn this way, how to keep your emotions intact. I know who I am as a person, and hopefully my fans know who I am as a person, that I am a good guy. I'm not a troublemaker or a fighter."
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Right, Glen. Youre not a trouble maker. But you will always be "Big Baby" to me.

BOSTON (AP) - -- Boston Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis is looking to change his image. Step One: Drop the nickname.
Davis, who missed the start of the season following surgery for a broken thumb he sustained in a fight with a childhood friend, was recently fined $25,000 for directing inappropriate language at a fan during a game against Detroit last Wednesday.
"I'm in the public eye. Kids look up to me. You just can't make those kind of statements," he said before Monday's game against the Los Angeles Clippers. "It (stinks) that you have to learn this way, how to keep your emotions intact. I know who I am as a person, and hopefully my fans know who I am as a person, that I am a good guy. I'm not a troublemaker or a fighter."
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Right, Glen. Youre not a trouble maker. But you will always be "Big Baby" to me.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Rickey Gervais sings to Elmo
This video is so great. Only Rickey Gervais can piss Elmo off. Its pretty hard to do. Elmo is probably the nicest red-humanoid-thing there is. Elmo is pretty much the only red-hairy-thingy that isnt violent or evil.
Hellboy is a good guy. But he drinks, smokes, and curses and is played by Ron Pearlman. Whats more evil and violent than that?

Then there's this guy from the Looney Toons cartoons. It was like a Barber's worst nightmare or something. A giant rug that chases Bugs Bunny around. They came up with endless characters to chase that damned rabbit around. Whats up doc? Evil red guy.

And of course Satan.
Military Night on Wheel of Fortune doesn't go very well.
So, I am comepletely on the soldiers' side on this one. I didnt have any idea how to properly pronounce and spell Regis Philban. I really thought it was like Philb-man. Or Philman. You cant tell.
Plus these guys have probably been to busy fighting a war in the desert to know that kind of stuff. Its easy if you a loser with no job. Thats a tough puzzle if you are a fighting machine at war.

I wonder who is going to go down(retire or die) first, Sajak or Trebek. I put my money on Trebek. He should definately grow back the moustache.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Really close friends.......drunk
Ive heard of the term "fuck your sister" drunk. Ive never heard "dude I was so drunk that I gave my friend a hickey". I have a friend that likes to burn himself when he is drunk. Ive never once seen him giving dudes hickeys.
Im thinking the one whos idea the whole neck slobbering was is gay. He knows his buddy who he has lusted after for years is so hammered that he will do it. I bet theyve played "I bet you cant make me jizz" before.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Ruskie Policeman Owned by Tree Branch
Russian Cop Owned by Tree Branch - Watch more Funny Videos
This guy is a good sport at least. You have to respect how he takes the laughter like man. That looked like it hurt pretty bad. I would have been rolling around crying or got up yelling at everyone. Boris just smiles and rubs his busted yeltson.
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