Really close friends.......drunk

Ive heard of the term "fuck your sister" drunk. Ive never heard "dude I was so drunk that I gave my friend a hickey". I have a friend that likes to burn himself when he is drunk. Ive never once seen him giving dudes hickeys.

Im thinking the one whos idea the whole neck slobbering was is gay. He knows his buddy who he has lusted after for years is so hammered that he will do it. I bet theyve played "I bet you cant make me jizz" before.