Forget My Little Pony

So this is just like the mini-pony. There is one amazing difference that makes the baby reindeer superior by far. Reindeer can fly. Just try to get your head around that.

I always thought there was one fatal flaw in the whole flying reindeer/Pegasus mythos..........

Shit.

Have you ever been around horses? They shit constantly. So if you had all these flying animals, we'd all be getting crushed and maimed by falling turds. If a Pegasus was high enough, that turd could kill.

In reality this is what a flying horse looks like.