What the hell was that?

Come on man. No wonder you guys are getting beat by the Nets and shit.



Just embarassing.

Empregn8ed

J-Kizzle representing my Cincinnati Reds.

Guy is terrible sideline reporter.

Ok first watch for the monster cheerleader that runs by in the beginning. Second enjoy this dude who will probably be on ESPN next year. These guys thrive on being awful so he has a leg up on everyone.

I cant wait to see how he handles this situation: "Thanks Joe..."

The sensation continues: More with I am a motherfucker

Who are you? I am a motherfucker.

The golf channel has crying idiot break down Tiger Woods apology

Well this guy is obviously going through something in his personal life. It was like he was admitting to cheating on his wife, and his mother was sitting there. I wonder if one of the other reporters slapped him after the cameras were off.

Thanks, I needed that sound bite  Animal House sound bites

I am a motherfucker, the interview.

This is good for the first couple minutes, but takes a bizarre turn around the 3 minute mark. You have to watch this whole video to really appreciate it. Jorts make a cameo.

Internet sensation: I am a motherfucker

I swear this is the biggest thing since pants on the ground. Check out this Mortal Kombat video of I am a motherfucker's epic victory.

Next I have an interview with I am a motherfucker himself.

Old white guy with strange beard dominates mouthy black youth

I am not usually a guy who sits around watching fights on the internet. This was just too awesome not to share. A few things:

1. What is up with that guys beard? Its the most fake looking real beard ever.

2. Check out his shirt. Its reads, I AM a motherfucker. Thats warning sign number one.

3. He is clearly some crazed war veteran who has killed fitty men. You know, those guys always look like a really healthy 60 but are really 95 and can kick your ass without a second thought.

4. He warned him verbally not "to fuck with him". How dumb are you, random black dude? He has beard power, old man strength, and a t-shirt letting you know just in case you didnt get the warning signs. Then he actually warns you.

The Ricky Gervais Show

HBO has started a new animated show staring Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and some dude with a round head. Its pretty funny. Not as funny as the office though......

Thats what she said

Ever wondered the origins of the "thats what she said" joke? Well that guy from Reno 911 found out and it turned out to be hilarious.

That's What She Said from Megan Mullally

Why are sellers on Amazon/Ebay such fucking liars?

I ordered a book from Amazon and it never arrived. Here is my correspondence with seller. I love how there is always some ridiculous excuse. But why even send this to me?



Sent 2-10

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Hello. Thanks for the deal on a book I didnt even know about til I saw it here. I have however not recieved the book. I was wondering if you could let mw know when it was shipped and from where.
Thanks again.


-------------- End message ------------------------



Sent 2-11

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Ive attempted to contact you about my book. It has still not arrived. If I do not hear from you today, Ill be filling a claim against you.

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On 2-12 I recieved a refund from Amazon. Not the seller.

Then today I got this.
-------------- Begin seller message ---------------------

Hello, justed wanted to let you know that I have issued you a full refund on your order. I apologize for any inconvenience and stress this has caused. The reason for the delay in getting back with you is that I am fighting breast cancer (since end of Sept). I am right at the end of my chemo treatments and when I receive one it takes me down for approx. 10 days. I am running a little behind in my customer emails. I have awesome people that can and do run every aspect of my business superbly. . . . . .except for answering the customer emails. I'm the only one that has done that for the past 8 years. Again, I apologize for the delay. I hate to sound like I'm trying to make excuses but it is what it is. thank you for your business - it is greatly appreciated as is your patience and understanding. Hope you're having a god day!

-------------- End seller message ------------------------
Oh my bad. Didnt know you have fucking breast cancer. What a liar. If I had breast cancer I would be furious, but I dont so Im just confused.

Star Trek: the naughty bits

Dog has mixed feelings about vacuum

I dont usually go for the silly pet humor, but this one got me laughing. I love the nutty Bob Saget style voice over. The fact that its in a foreign language just enhances its craziness. But most of all, this dog is crazy right?

Trenchcoat guy just got arrested

Seriously, watch out for the fucking tiger!

19 year old hippy kid dominates Price is Right on his birthday

I dont remember what I did on my 19th birthday, but I know I didnt win any cars. My favorite part is when he wins the first car. Drew loses it celebrating. Looks like he is rooting the Browns on in his living room. That is something youd never see Bob Barker doing.

Is this the best song ever?

If you want to have the best day youve ever had follow these simple steps:

Step 1: Wake up.

Step 2: Listen to this song.


Step 3: Watch your cares drift away.......