I hate the Jets for beating my hometown Bengals twice to knock them out of the playoffs, but you got love their coach Rex Ryan. He is a total media whore and sometimes there are wonderful results.
Here he is at the Strikeforce event in miami from over the weekend.
Can you imagine Marvin Lewis drunk at a Cleveland arena telling the crowd that his Bengals were going to beat the Browns twice?
Maybe you didnt know, but Pee-Wee is back! He has a stage show in LA and now that Ive gotten a look at the stage, I want to go. It looks just like I remember. Of course, I loved his show. But the first movie was the ultimate.
Here is another blast from the 80's. Pee-Wee's crack PSA. Hilarious.
Glen 'Big Baby' Davis wants to drop nickname BOSTON (AP) - -- Boston Celtics forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis is looking to change his image. Step One: Drop the nickname.
Davis, who missed the start of the season following surgery for a broken thumb he sustained in a fight with a childhood friend, was recently fined $25,000 for directing inappropriate language at a fan during a game against Detroit last Wednesday.
"I'm in the public eye. Kids look up to me. You just can't make those kind of statements," he said before Monday's game against the Los Angeles Clippers. "It (stinks) that you have to learn this way, how to keep your emotions intact. I know who I am as a person, and hopefully my fans know who I am as a person, that I am a good guy. I'm not a troublemaker or a fighter."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Right, Glen. Youre not a trouble maker. But you will always be "Big Baby" to me.
This video is so great. Only Rickey Gervais can piss Elmo off. Its pretty hard to do. Elmo is probably the nicest red-humanoid-thing there is. Elmo is pretty much the only red-hairy-thingy that isnt violent or evil.
Hellboy is a good guy. But he drinks, smokes, and curses and is played by Ron Pearlman. Whats more evil and violent than that?
Then there's this guy from the Looney Toons cartoons. It was like a Barber's worst nightmare or something. A giant rug that chases Bugs Bunny around. They came up with endless characters to chase that damned rabbit around. Whats up doc? Evil red guy.
So, I am comepletely on the soldiers' side on this one. I didnt have any idea how to properly pronounce and spell Regis Philban. I really thought it was like Philb-man. Or Philman. You cant tell.
Plus these guys have probably been to busy fighting a war in the desert to know that kind of stuff. Its easy if you a loser with no job. Thats a tough puzzle if you are a fighting machine at war.
I wonder who is going to go down(retire or die) first, Sajak or Trebek. I put my money on Trebek. He should definately grow back the moustache.
Ive heard of the term "fuck your sister" drunk. Ive never heard "dude I was so drunk that I gave my friend a hickey". I have a friend that likes to burn himself when he is drunk. Ive never once seen him giving dudes hickeys.
Im thinking the one whos idea the whole neck slobbering was is gay. He knows his buddy who he has lusted after for years is so hammered that he will do it. I bet theyve played "I bet you cant make me jizz" before.
This guy is a good sport at least. You have to respect how he takes the laughter like man. That looked like it hurt pretty bad. I would have been rolling around crying or got up yelling at everyone. Boris just smiles and rubs his busted yeltson.
