Hooker Boots

Ive been amazed at the recent popularity of what Ive always called hooker boots. Ive seen seemingly normal homely women rock this look as well as super hot girls. I have to admit that I find it really funny either way.

Here is an example from yesterday's(xmas) espn sportscenter.


Hannah Storm looks like she is going to a halloween themed swingers club, not give us an injury update. In this case its not just the boots, but the boots are the constant. I always thought those were for walking the streets of Mt Adams at night.

I guess the funny thing to me is that girls rock this look when they are trying to dress up a little. My grandma would call that "dressing down". And the fact that its really mainstream clothing now. Hell even Sara Palin is hip.



And Tyra Banks,



I had a date recently(Im serious stop laughing) where the girl wore these kind of like brown riding pants with the hooker boots. It was hilarious. Of course as men, we are taught to believe that the ego of a woman is a very fragile thing. So we can never rip on a womans clothes.....to her face. Thus, I didnt laugh at this womans idea of looking "nice".



Now if you are woman you are thinking, "those arent hooker boots. Hooker boots have a longer heel and go to at least the knees". Whatever you want to tell yourself is cool with me. You are just acknowledging that you are walking a fine line. Just one step closer to realizing the truth. Plus its STRIPPER boots that have the giant heel. Not hooker boots. Big difference.