Donut-Burger best suicide option?

This guy needs to calm the fuck down. Think about it. Its a burger on a donut.And not just any donut a krispy kreme donut. Thats the best kind. This guy is acting like hes pearing into the heart of evil calling it " a sign of the apacolypse. Like the stupid burger has bad intentions. "Just look at it."
So then he starts listing ways of offing yourself and mentions shooting at the police so they will kill you. Real nice man. That awful suggestion probably caused at least one or two suicides-by-cop today.
Its not even gross. Who hasnt been at a fair and slammed a burger and some funnel cake in between brews. Its the same thing dude, so calm it down.