Man and women play same guitar.....better than I do.

Okay. So thats pretty amazing. Im thinking of giving up the guitar after watching these maniacs. The parts that make me really want to quit are the ones where they are each playing a hand. So one is picking and the other fretting. Anyone else jealous?

NBA in cleveland

This kid sitting next to us was comepletely out of hand. Here he is during a time out.

There is definatetly something strange in the neighborhood......

One of these days, I am going to get a laptop capable of this kind of goofyness. Look out, because on that day, Ill be covering the King of the Hill theme.

NBA begins!

I am going to game 1 in cleveland. We will definately be going to disney laaaaaaaaaaaand And we will definately be saying hi to mickey mouse. Im going to ride the kiddie rides. Dont know if my dude is down for that.

Victory for Freedom

I usually dont get excited one way or another when it comes to politics. However today something great has finally happened. Today the white house anounced that the federal govt's policy on medical marijuana has changed. They will no longer be charging people with federal violations when they are following state law. Theyve finally realized they have more important things to do.

Just to clear up what this means. As of now some states have legalized medical marijuana, but its still against federal law. So patients and dispenseries were getting raided by the DEA even though they are following state law. Now, the white house says that will stop.

Just to clear something up though. I am not sick. So I would not lie about that just to smoke legally. I just think this is step in the right direction. In a world where its legal to do heroin(morphine) and cocaine(cocaine sulfate) if a doctor says its ok, why cant people get baked(medical marijuana)?

Adventures in drinking

As a silent film this is better than any Buster Keaton movie.

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NFL picks week 6

Texans@Bengals
Look for the Bengals to have a breakout offensive game, building a lead and holding it.The Texans are a dangerous team, but the Bengals will man-handle them in the trenches.
Bengals win at home.

Ravens@Vikings
After a division loss at home, the Ravens are in a pickle. Things are starting to go wrong. Future HOFamers are getting fined for losing their cool. The Vikings are a lock in this game.
Vikings win at home.

Cardinals@Seahawks
Birds vs birds. I hate birds. I give the Hawks the edge here. Homefield is big in Seattle.
Seahawks win at home.

Bears@Falcons
This is a tough one. Both teams are great. Should be a good one.
Bears win on the road.

Upset pick of the week

My Giants@Saints
This should be the best game of the week. Could be a shootout. But in the end, good defense will win this one.
Giants win on the road.

Dolemite yourself.

This site is so awesome. Havent you ever wanted to be blaxploited? Here's what I came up with. I take after my personal hero, Dolemite......muthafucka!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

On the ground......

My laptop was giving me all kinds of problems getting this video up. What do you think laptop? You think Im some kind of chump that needs your screen and keyboard? I threw it on the ground!(after I hit: save post) I threw it on the ground!

NFL picks week 5

Im 11-11 going into this week. So far so good.
Lets start with the easiest pick of the week.
Raiders@Giants
Even without Eli, the Giants will spank the Raiders in NY. It is written. Either way, a first round pick will be the QB for both teams. David Carr or Eli Manning, and the fat and shitty JaMarcus Russel.
Giants win at home.

Steelers@Lions
Whoa. Did you see the Steelers almost give it up late last week. Scary for Steeler nation. The Lions are still a joke.
Steelers win on the road.

Bengals@Ravens
This game is going to be hard to watch. I think the Bengals will give B'more a game, but I just cant see them winning this one. Look for Joe Flacco to demoralize the Bengals defense.(I hope not)
Ravens win at home.

Patriots@Broncos
Something tells me the Broncos run of luck is about to end. This should be a great game to watch the playcalling. Student vs teacher. Teacher wins.
Patriots win on the road.

Colts@Titans
This one is easy too. The Titans cant get it together after their brutal defeat weak one at the hands of the Steelers. They can not get it together. 0-5 for the Titans.
Colts win on the road.

Upset pick of the week.

Browns@Bills
I think cleveland is headed in the right direction. Ditching WR Braylon Edwards for a journey man reciever was a great move. I think they will start putting together drives with much more sure handed recievers. The Bills are just terrible. I hope TO pulls a TO and flips out. The countdown has begun.
Browns win on the road.

Epic 3-way cat battle

3 cats. 3 totally different strategies. The cat in the middle for example is biting the meat and licking the blood in an effort to psyche out his opponents. The cat on the left just locks in on the third cat. He gets a great idea though trying to block the airways with his paw. It backfires unfortunately. He loses his cool and lashes out in frustration. Very unprofessional. The third cat probably wins. His concentration is unmatched by any cat Ive ever see. Coupled with his athleticism he outlasts the others. Truly an battle for the ages. I really hope there are more of these. Maybe epic 3-way chicken breast cage match next week. Ill work on setting that up.

Donut-Burger best suicide option?

This guy needs to calm the fuck down. Think about it. Its a burger on a donut.And not just any donut a krispy kreme donut. Thats the best kind. This guy is acting like hes pearing into the heart of evil calling it " a sign of the apacolypse. Like the stupid burger has bad intentions. "Just look at it."
So then he starts listing ways of offing yourself and mentions shooting at the police so they will kill you. Real nice man. That awful suggestion probably caused at least one or two suicides-by-cop today.
Its not even gross. Who hasnt been at a fair and slammed a burger and some funnel cake in between brews. Its the same thing dude, so calm it down.

Randomness 10-6

Lets start with this whole Erin Andrews alleged voyeur. I still think its a plot by Andrews for publicity. What celebrity books their hotel room under their real name? I think Ray Maualaluga agrees with me.

Dude, some guy built a real Batmobile.


This is so funny. Really, you should take the time to read it. Its some correspondence between a tennent and a landlord. The tennent is hilarious and the landlord doesnt appreciate his comic genius.

This site looks like its from the mid 90s. But its still awesome. Have you heard of Jews for Jesus? Well this is Klingons for Christ.

I think if you memorized this list of jokes, you could kill in any situation.

John Thorton has thoughts on the Bengals. Check out the great comments section. No racists or morons.


Matt Bowen has brought back his Scheme Sessions. This is so great for those of us that have never played football. This week he explains the zone-blitz.

What would it be like when you grew up, your parents owned a porno shop.....


The Giants win.......AGAIN! There are so badass. Even the President is a Giants fan.

NFL Picks 10-3

Today is my sisters birthday. Happy bday sis. You rule.

Also, Id like to welcome Amy H. Thanks for joingin the "real" darkside.

Now on to the pics. Sorry not a very pretty post, but I dont have time to shine it up.

The first game is the Sunday night game. Chargers at Steelers. You have to go with pitt here. Theey are just a better team playing at home.
Steelers win

Jets at Saints.
The Jets defense is good, but not that good. New Orleans will score and score and score again.
Saints win.

My Giants @ KC Chiefs. This is the definition of "trap" game. However, my G-men dont fall into traps so they win.....big.
Giants win on the road.

Bengals at Browns. Once again, here is a trap. This Bengals team is different. Watch them smash the hopes and dreams of Browns fans to little bits.
Bengals win big.

Upset of the week


Ravens@Patriots
Look out Pats. The AFC is about to represent. This may the game of the week as far as entertainment value. I think the Ravens are going to get to the Superbowl this year. They are fantastic.
Ravens win on the road.