My little pony

I want that thing bad. I have been thinking about getting a pet. Id make a little saddle for him and let stuffed animals ride around on him.
Also, I have a few questions.
Is my fascination with this due to repressed memories of playing with my sisters my little pony dolls when I was a kid?

Do you have to buy him little tiny horseshoes or can you just blast a few staples into its hooves?
Can I train it to fight cats?
How many cats could it kick in the dick at once?
I hate cats............
You wont catch my little pony pulling this shit.

Star Trek: the next generation

A movie about Gene Rodenberry's son? Im fucking in. Live long and prosper bitches!

Fear the Deer

First of thats the shit. If I was running that team, Bango the Deer would be my 6th man. Just imagine the crowd reacting to him coming off the bench.
"Now in for the Bucks....BANGOOOOOOOOO!"
BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Whoopty-goddamn-de-doo

I watched this movie countless time as a teenager. To this day I cant think of a funnier line in a movie than "whoopty-god-damnedy-doo".

Welcome to the Nati

New trend or utter thievery?

> From: ************@gmail.com
> To: **************@hotmail.com
> Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:06:29 -0400
>
> Hot dog? Pepperoni stick? Or something really cool we don't even know
> about?
>


Looks like hotdog to me. My question to everyone is, why havent we all been rolling around with hotdogs in our pockets? Im going to by some kosher beef franks right now. Just call me frankfurter from now on, because I will always have a dog in my drawers.

My alternate theory is he is stealing dogs from speedway. Thats pretty low. They are like 2 for a buck with unlimited relish and shit.

So I guess hes either the coolest innovater in portable meat, or a scumbag that rips dogs off the spinning grill at the gas station.

Feel free to send more of these kinds of things. They really get my wheels spinning obviously.

Ball dont lie!

Like you say Rasheed, "ball dont lie!". Especially when the ball is cored on yourself. Doh! Its been a bad year for celtics brain farts I got to say. On the other hand,its been a great year for youtube.

Best school play ever

The best part of this is the end. The parents clapped! Thank god for parents that dont have a stick up their ass. Congrats you cock-a-roaches.